GOAT-Shaka,because Kelvin still limmping sore... BERLIN WALL-Dennis,Marvin Da Dog,Avery,Cyd..... BALL HOGS-Yorke,Chris aka Trini Beckham,Carlos de dancer boy,Aurtis.... LOAFERS-Stern aka bound to score 2 after throwin away 6 and Jason,who doin it in Scotland.... BENCHWARMERS-Latas,Colin,Kenwyne,Cornell....... Brie f summary of the game-Carlos Edwards beats once,he beats twice,he beats thrice...i think he just broke a defender's ankles by the way he dances all over the field like a ballerina...Colin Samuel has the pace of Speedy Gonzales,but the aim of Maurice Alibey..he can't seem to slow down when he's in the box..he keeps shootin "for the wharf",in other words,the goal is not big enough for him to shoot at....Dwight Yorke is reliving 1999 all over again..he has taken inswingers from Birchall and Edwards like they were Beckham and Giggs....he leaps above everyone else and uses that big head of his that made him famous at Aston Villa and MU..but Yorke has to remember that he is no longer a striker and has to settle down in midfield...Stern John throws away one goal,he throws away another goal,he throws away 4 more before he finds the back of the net....he is setting a world cup record of most goals thrown away in a game....he kicks the ball over the net,at the side of the net,around the keeper and behind the net,but he has trouble putting the ball IN THE NET..Russel Latapy has the crowd at his feet..everytime the little magician has the ball,shouts of "OLE" can be heard from the mainly scottish supporters who came all the way from Falkirk to see their player/coach dazzle the world...Marvin Andrews and Henrik Larsen are deadlocked in a game of chess,reliving their Celtic versus Rangers heyday..these two are all over each other in a game of oneupmanship.....Shaka Hislop is looking shaky in the goal....he parries one shot from Rooney,he tucks another shot from Bent....he tips Lampard's effort overbars...He has just tipped Beckhams' freekick overbars...i think West Ham is about to renew his contract...Eff You,Bobby Zamora..we don't need your stinkin kind,we have Shaka...